someone: hey what's up
me: nOT MY GRADES

squareegg:

cute, pleasant, calming games

there’s more out there add them to this list if u want to

(Source: cisppl)

(Source: weheartit.com)

beardhairdontcare:

Three straight boys walk into a bar.
Haha and then what ;)

cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

(Source: a-wilde-handful)

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

(Source: hannahbowl)

human:

DONT DROP THAT GPA, AYYE! DONT DROP THAT GPA

draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

(Source: matheamoller)

(Source: pourlevenin)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)

free my niggas til they all free
-Moses (via cozyqueen)
sexting a 16th century feudal lord

amerlcanapparel:

me: *sends nudes*

him: ye hath caused unrest in my loin