are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
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